Funnelhead Told Me
Wisdom from my friend and mentor, Dan Fennell.
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Standing in Front of the Stove in a Towel
Nothin like a warm penis.
No really, heat escapes through the penis and so people with a penis should make sure to keep the tip warm.
It's important to keep your ass warm too.
But not because heat escapes through it, because it feels nice.
Sunday, October 14, 2012
On Why I'm Prohibited from Peeing in our Toilet
You can't go Number 1 anymore. Something about urine, it fucks the system up.
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