LOVE

L is for the way you look at me.

O is for your fuckin' ovary.

"It's a Dark Twist on a Classic Childhood Song."

I'm a little homo, short and stout. Here is my shaft and here is my gout.

Standing in Front of the Stove in a Towel

Nothin like a warm penis.

No really, heat escapes through the penis and so people with a penis should make sure to keep the tip warm.

It's important to keep your ass warm too.

But not because heat escapes through it, because it feels nice.

On Why I'm Prohibited from Peeing in our Toilet

You can't go Number 1 anymore. Something about urine, it fucks the system up.